Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Fun in English:

Why is English such a
difficult, funny Language.

The bandage was wound
around the wound.
The farm was used to
produce produce.
The dump was so full that it
had to refuse more refuse.
He could lead if he would get
the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert
his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the
present, he thought it was
time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the
head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove
into the bushes.
A seamstress and a sewer fell
down into a sewer line.
The insurance was invalid for
the invalid.
There was a row among the
oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the
door to close it.
The buck does funny things
when the does are present.
To help with planting, the
farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to
wind the sail.
After a number of injections
my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the
painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to
a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my
most intimate friend?
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